Mega clit! Freaking nice dude
did my one night stand from last night find my tumblr or what’s this about

lenny/willie ๐ป but the story's still the same ๐ป he/him
i am remaking @dawnsmp3 bc i cannot build my new life on top of the dead corpse of my 13 year old self… my lovely mutuals ive had for seven years follow me or i’ll die
tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake & dress them in warm clothes again how it was late & no one could sleep the horses running until they forget that they are horses its not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere its more like a song on a policemans radio how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance & the days were bright red & every time we kissed there was another apple to slice into pieces look at the light through the windowpane that means its noon that means we’re inconsolable TELLE HOW ALL THIS & LOVE TOO WILL RUIN US THESE OUR BODIES POSSESSED BY LIGHT TELL ME WE’LL NEVER GET USED TO IT. BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE
does the person you reblogged this from seem like
a big city kid
mid city kid
suburbs kid
small town kid
countryside kid
idk smth else (tags?)
See Resultsrb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye
1892:
is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole
SOME OF THE BEST WOMEN YOUโLL MEET WILL HAVE COCKS.
DOES THIS SCARE YOU?
SOME OF THE BEST MEN YOUโLL MEET WILL HAVE CUNTS.
DOES THIS SCARE YOU?
gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good
hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter
do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?
thank g-d for transgender people in music
ohh you think dante’s inferno is “basically fanfic”? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare
also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don’t have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say “fuck you” instead of “shadows take you” and you can just say “goddamn” instead of “matron’s teats.” if you want. just if you want
Mega clit! Freaking nice dude
did my one night stand from last night find my tumblr or what’s this about
99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist
first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw
Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country
99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it’s like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist
testosterone will give you that stickshift pussy