lenny/willie ๐Ÿ“ป but the story's still the same ๐Ÿ“ป he/him

i am remaking @dawnsmp3 bc i cannot build my new life on top of the dead corpse of my 13 year old self… my lovely mutuals ive had for seven years follow me or i’ll die

orpheuslament:

tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake & dress them in warm clothes again how it was late & no one could sleep the horses running until they forget that they are horses its not like a tree where the roots have to end somewhere its more like a song on a policemans radio how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance & the days were bright red & every time we kissed there was another apple to slice into pieces look at the light through the windowpane that means its noon that means we’re inconsolable TELLE HOW ALL THIS & LOVE TOO WILL RUIN US THESE OUR BODIES POSSESSED BY LIGHT TELL ME WE’LL NEVER GET USED TO IT. BTW. IF YOU EVEN CARE

1892:

is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

stagegore:

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SOME OF THE BEST WOMEN YOUโ€™LL MEET WILL HAVE COCKS.

DOES THIS SCARE YOU?

SOME OF THE BEST MEN YOUโ€™LL MEET WILL HAVE CUNTS.

DOES THIS SCARE YOU?

titanic97:

gonna start problems. oatmeal cookies are good

spindrifters:

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

lenn-ey:

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

chaoticneutralcunt:

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

evilsanlang:

ohh you think dante’s inferno is “basically fanfic”? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare

pallisia:

also this is less of a video game thing and more of a fantasy writing thing but like. i just have to say. if you want your fantasy characters to talk like normal people you can do that. you don’t have to make up corny swears for your fantasy to be immersive. you can just say “fuck you” instead of “shadows take you” and you can just say “goddamn” instead of “matron’s teats.” if you want. just if you want

Anonymous

Mega clit! Freaking nice dude

did my one night stand from last night find my tumblr or what’s this about

marlbororeds100s:

i-liked-pluto:

marlbororeds100s:

marlbororeds100s:

99.99% of rap haters have never even listened to rap. or if they have it’s like one gangsta rap song & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every rap song ever. and well of course they are also just racist

first & last line still stand even if rap was a monolith and all rap was gangsta rap. btw

Rap is great! Everyone knows the worst genre of music is country

99.99% of country haters have never even listened to country. or if they have it’s like one post-9/11 pop country song by a rich poser & they treat the genre as a monolith and act like it’s representative of every country song ever. and well of course they are also just classist